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Rating |
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| #2727 |
3.75 |
Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer |
| #3638 |
3.66 |
There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television. |
| #3426 |
3.65 |
Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks! |
| #1151 |
3.60 |
Jack Bauer refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket |
| #920 |
3.58 |
Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
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| #3634 |
3.56 |
Jack Bauer once lost reception on his cell phone. 24 hours later AT&T announced that it would have more bars in more places. |
| #896 |
3.55 |
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12. |
| #915 |
3.50 |
Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
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| #942 |
3.50 |
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. |
| #1241 |
3.45 |
Fuck the kings horses and fuck the kings men. Jack can put Humpty back together again. |
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| #1062 |
3.44 |
Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator, torture sounds the same in every language. |
| #3335 |
3.43 |
9/11 only happened because Jack Bauer was on vactation. He'll never go on vacation again. |
| #3341 |
3.43 |
Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape. |
| #3297 |
3.43 |
jack bauer once shot himself ten times, just to prove that 50 cent is a bitch |
| #1310 |
3.42 |
Kryptonite is not really from Krypton. It is made from Jack Bauer's crap, that is why it can kill Superman. |
| #3340 |
3.39 |
Vin Diesel can be rearranged to say "I end lives." Jack Bauer can be rearranged to say "Jack Bauer," which means the same thing. |
| #905 |
3.38 |
Jack Bauer made a brief cameo in the film "Stand By Me" as the local bully. His character got so pissed off when the boys didn't let him take the dead body that seven years later, he killed River Phoenix. Jack Bauer never forgets. |
| #1271 |
3.36 |
Jack Bauer does not run out of ammunition. He simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine. |
| #671 |
3.35 |
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours. |
| #997 |
3.35 |
Don't even ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar... |
| #2115 |
3.33 |
Jack Bauer is the only reason why Waldo is hiding |
| #55 |
3.33 |
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. |
| #406 |
3.30 |
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. |
| #879 |
3.29 |
God had to give Jack Bauer immunity on the sixth commandment "Thou shalt not kill". If he hadn't, Jack would've considered God to be a terrorist and God knows what happens to terrorists. |