Fact ID #3631: If you look in the Dictionary under the word "Bitch," you will see a picture of bruised and bleeding Superman, on his knees, orally pleasuring Jack Bauer in the "Fortess of Solitude," while being slapped around. That's because all houses are Jack's house. If Jack Bauer is in "your" house, YOU will be on your knees, orally pleasuring Jack Bauer because it is really Jack Bauer's house, you bleeding bruised "Bitch."

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