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| #3286 |
3.00 |
Fox recently opened a Jack Bauer amusement park. However, they had to close it down because people were dying in the bathroom. Nobody craps on Jack Bauer |
| #3284 |
0.00 |
When Jack Bauer met Jigsaw in Season 2, he said to him: "Hello Jigsaw, my name is jack bauer and I want to play a game." |
| #3283 |
2.50 |
Jack Bauer is the last cylon. |
| #3281 |
2.50 |
Jack Bauer farted and blew the sun out |
| #3279 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer was originally signed on to be the Kool-Aid man, though he was turned down for blowing up the building instead of just running into the wall. |
| #3278 |
0.00 |
When Jack is having sex with Nina the only thing he is thinking about is his loaded weapon |
| #3277 |
0.00 |
Superman's weakness is kyriptanite. Jack Bauer laughs that superman has a weakness. |
| #3276 |
4.00 |
If Hillary Clinton was elected President, you can guarentee Jack Bauer will be close to her with Sniper Rifle in hand... |
| #3275 |
0.00 |
d day wasnt an invasian it was just a bunch of soldiers running away from jack bauer cause they made him mad |
| #3274 |
0.00 |
Osama once watched an episode of 24 and shit himself to death !!!!! |
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| #3273 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer was scared once ... But it turned out to be his own reflection !!!! |
| #3272 |
0.00 |
cars just slow jack bauer down |
| #3271 |
0.00 |
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Jack Bauer did. It was a terrorist weapon. |
| #3270 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer can lick his own elbow. |
| #3269 |
0.00 |
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Jack Bauer kills Terrorists. |
| #3268 |
4.00 |
Alien and Predator vs. Jack Bauer |
| #3267 |
2.50 |
Jack Bauer can make every collegue of him do every illegal action by saying "please" |
| #3266 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer can reach the actual US president with a single phonecall. |
| #3265 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer can cook grits in less than five minutes, whereas the rest of the grit-eating world requires 20 minutes. |
| #3264 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer's one weakness is that he can only read a digital clock. |
| #3263 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer takes 96 four-minute naps in a 24-hour period. |
| #3262 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer does not play twenty questions because there is only enough time for five. |
| #3261 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer cut off the surveillance after ?don?t stop? and then wacked Tony Soprano because, evidentally, he was a terrorist. |
| #3260 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer did not wait for Gadot. He hunted him down. |