Most Recent Jack Bauer Facts

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#3286 3.00 Fox recently opened a Jack Bauer amusement park. However, they had to close it down because people were dying in the bathroom. Nobody craps on Jack Bauer
#3284 0.00 When Jack Bauer met Jigsaw in Season 2, he said to him: "Hello Jigsaw, my name is jack bauer and I want to play a game."
#3283 2.50 Jack Bauer is the last cylon.
#3281 2.50 Jack Bauer farted and blew the sun out
#3279 0.00 Jack Bauer was originally signed on to be the Kool-Aid man, though he was turned down for blowing up the building instead of just running into the wall.
#3278 0.00 When Jack is having sex with Nina the only thing he is thinking about is his loaded weapon
#3277 0.00 Superman's weakness is kyriptanite. Jack Bauer laughs that superman has a weakness.
#3276 4.00 If Hillary Clinton was elected President, you can guarentee Jack Bauer will be close to her with Sniper Rifle in hand...
#3275 0.00 d day wasnt an invasian it was just a bunch of soldiers running away from jack bauer cause they made him mad
#3274 0.00 Osama once watched an episode of 24 and shit himself to death !!!!!
#3273 0.00 Jack Bauer was scared once ... But it turned out to be his own reflection !!!!
#3272 0.00 cars just slow jack bauer down
#3271 0.00 Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Jack Bauer did. It was a terrorist weapon.
#3270 0.00 Jack Bauer can lick his own elbow.
#3269 0.00 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Jack Bauer kills Terrorists.
#3268 4.00 Alien and Predator vs. Jack Bauer
#3267 2.50 Jack Bauer can make every collegue of him do every illegal action by saying "please"
#3266 0.00 Jack Bauer can reach the actual US president with a single phonecall.
#3265 0.00 Jack Bauer can cook grits in less than five minutes, whereas the rest of the grit-eating world requires 20 minutes.
#3264 0.00 Jack Bauer's one weakness is that he can only read a digital clock.
#3263 3.00 Jack Bauer takes 96 four-minute naps in a 24-hour period.
#3262 4.00 Jack Bauer does not play twenty questions because there is only enough time for five.
#3261 0.00 Jack Bauer cut off the surveillance after ?don?t stop? and then wacked Tony Soprano because, evidentally, he was a terrorist.
#3260 0.00 Jack Bauer did not wait for Gadot. He hunted him down.
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