Top Jack Bauer Facts

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#896 3.72 If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
#915 3.60 Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
#920 3.47 Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
#922 3.43 The Dinosaurs laughed at Jack ...
#942 3.37 Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
#671 3.31 Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
#55 3.30 If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
#397 3.28 Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
#406 3.28 Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
#59 3.27 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
#139 3.23 The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
#119 3.20 There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
#63 3.20 Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
#817 3.18 They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons.
#939 3.17 Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar.
#530 3.16 Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
#623 3.13 When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
#945 3.12 Jack's friend Chase once said that he loved Kim Bauer. Jack then killed a bunch of terrorists to try and calm down. After running out of terrorists, Jack told Chase he had no other choice and chopped off his arm with a fire axe.
#566 3.09 When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade.
#927 3.09 The war in Iraq will end when Jack Bauer vacations there.
#513 3.08 As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
#70 3.08 Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
#541 3.07 After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
#460 3.05 Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
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