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Rating |
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| #896 |
3.72 |
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12. |
| #915 |
3.60 |
Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
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| #920 |
3.47 |
Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
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| #922 |
3.43 |
The Dinosaurs laughed at Jack ... |
| #942 |
3.37 |
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. |
| #671 |
3.31 |
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours. |
| #55 |
3.30 |
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. |
| #397 |
3.28 |
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist. |
| #406 |
3.28 |
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. |
| #59 |
3.27 |
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. |
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| #139 |
3.23 |
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you. |
| #119 |
3.20 |
There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot. |
| #63 |
3.20 |
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. |
| #817 |
3.18 |
They say you can't go a day without water, Jack Bauer has gone five seasons. |
| #939 |
3.17 |
Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar. |
| #530 |
3.16 |
Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow. |
| #623 |
3.13 |
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back. |
| #945 |
3.12 |
Jack's friend Chase once said that he loved Kim Bauer. Jack then killed a bunch of terrorists to try and calm down. After running out of terrorists, Jack told Chase he had no other choice and chopped off his arm with a fire axe. |
| #566 |
3.09 |
When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade. |
| #927 |
3.09 |
The war in Iraq will end when Jack Bauer vacations there. |
| #513 |
3.08 |
As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg. |
| #70 |
3.08 |
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. |
| #541 |
3.07 |
After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload. |
| #460 |
3.05 |
Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!" |