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Rating |
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| #689 |
3.03 |
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why... |
| #300 |
3.02 |
Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed. |
| #428 |
3.02 |
Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas. |
| #81 |
3.01 |
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars. |
| #478 |
3.01 |
Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding. |
| #1000 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer found Bin Laden. Let him go, and found him again for his own amusment. |
| #378 |
3.00 |
On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants. |
| #56 |
3.00 |
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. |
| #903 |
3.00 |
During a trip to Seattle, Jack Bauer heard Grunge music for the first time and thought it sucked. Three days later, Kurt Cobain was dead. |
| #569 |
2.99 |
Jack Bauer can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Jack what he can't fucking do. |
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| #823 |
2.99 |
Jack Bauer doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Jack Bauer. |
| #544 |
2.99 |
Jack Bauer doesn't drink honey, he chews bees. |
| #851 |
2.99 |
If Jack Bauer were gay, he would be Chuck Norris
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| #1414 |
2.99 |
Jack Bauer snapped a store clerk in half because he had said "Have a nice day!" Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do. |
| #1424 |
2.99 |
Jack Bauer doesn't read a book. He tortures it until he has all the information he needs. |
| #111 |
2.97 |
Jack Bauer doesn't cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow. |
| #52 |
2.96 |
Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists. |
| #545 |
2.96 |
Jack Bauer kills so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 on the world most wanted list was a kid from Malasia that downloaded the movie Dodgeball. |
| #163 |
2.95 |
Jack Bauer's poker face is so good he once won a game of poker with monopoly money, an eight card from uno, a joker, a visa card, a tissue, and an iPod nano. |
| #515 |
2.95 |
It took God six days to get His job done; Jack has 24 hours. |
| #1411 |
2.95 |
If Jack Bauer were gay his name would be Steven Seagal. |
| #120 |
2.94 |
It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent. |
| #637 |
2.93 |
Jack Bauer can go more than 24 hours without eating or taking a dump. If you doubt this, there is over 96 hours of video footage to back it up. |
| #704 |
2.93 |
Everytime you masturbate, Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you were masturbating, but because that is how often Jack Bauer kills terrorists |