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| #712 |
2.85 |
On most Health insurance forms the last question is "Have you now, or ever in your past, made Jack Bauer mad? yes or no. |
| #574 |
2.85 |
Jack Bauer does the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle on Saturdays. In pen. |
| #1400 |
2.85 |
What you don't know can't hurt you... unless you don't know Jack Bauer.
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| #58 |
2.85 |
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. |
| #1409 |
2.84 |
One time someone put handcuffs on jack bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER |
| #822 |
2.84 |
In the past five years Steven Segal has lost 20 pounds running from Jack Bauer. |
| #805 |
2.83 |
When Jack Bauer is peeing against the wind, the wind gets wet. |
| #652 |
2.83 |
Once, Jack Bauer's car ran out of gas. After pistol whipping it for 10 minutes it began to run again. He has never had to fill up his tank since. |
| #658 |
2.83 |
Jack Bauer once double-teamed a girl, by himself |
| #3 |
2.83 |
Jack Bauer wears aviator sunglasses as a courtesy to the Sun so it doesn't have to look into his eyes. |
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| #389 |
2.82 |
Jack Bauer doesn't follow protocol. Protocol follows Jack Bauer. |
| #1497 |
2.82 |
When Jack Bauer is bored, he goes next door and kick's his neighbor's ass. His neighbor is Chuck Norris. |
| #517 |
2.82 |
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it. |
| #680 |
2.82 |
When Jack Bauer opens a pack of Twix there are three. |
| #737 |
2.81 |
Jack Bauer doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Jack Bauer. |
| #736 |
2.81 |
If Jack Bauer were gay his name would be Chuck Norris |
| #673 |
2.81 |
There's a reason why getting your car stolen is referred to as being "Jacked." |
| #57 |
2.80 |
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact. |
| #666 |
2.80 |
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. Jack bauer doesn't drink milk. Milk is for pussies. |
| #408 |
2.78 |
Jack Bauer doesn't smile very often. But when he does, you damn well better smile with him. |
| #395 |
2.78 |
When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, his reflection has to look away. |
| #627 |
2.78 |
You can't talk to Jack because: he can't talk now. He'll explain later. |
| #648 |
2.77 |
There are three ways to make the things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. The Jack Bauer way is right, but with a lot violence. |
| #707 |
2.77 |
Jack Bauer can beat the gay out of Elton John |