Top Jack Bauer Facts

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#712 2.85 On most Health insurance forms the last question is "Have you now, or ever in your past, made Jack Bauer mad? yes or no.
#574 2.85 Jack Bauer does the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle on Saturdays. In pen.
#1400 2.85 What you don't know can't hurt you... unless you don't know Jack Bauer.
#58 2.85 Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
#1409 2.84 One time someone put handcuffs on jack bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER
#822 2.84 In the past five years Steven Segal has lost 20 pounds running from Jack Bauer.
#805 2.83 When Jack Bauer is peeing against the wind, the wind gets wet.
#652 2.83 Once, Jack Bauer's car ran out of gas. After pistol whipping it for 10 minutes it began to run again. He has never had to fill up his tank since.
#658 2.83 Jack Bauer once double-teamed a girl, by himself
#3 2.83 Jack Bauer wears aviator sunglasses as a courtesy to the Sun so it doesn't have to look into his eyes.
#389 2.82 Jack Bauer doesn't follow protocol. Protocol follows Jack Bauer.
#1497 2.82 When Jack Bauer is bored, he goes next door and kick's his neighbor's ass. His neighbor is Chuck Norris.
#517 2.82 Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
#680 2.82 When Jack Bauer opens a pack of Twix there are three.
#737 2.81 Jack Bauer doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Jack Bauer.
#736 2.81 If Jack Bauer were gay his name would be Chuck Norris
#673 2.81 There's a reason why getting your car stolen is referred to as being "Jacked."
#57 2.80 Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
#666 2.80 Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. Jack bauer doesn't drink milk. Milk is for pussies.
#408 2.78 Jack Bauer doesn't smile very often. But when he does, you damn well better smile with him.
#395 2.78 When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, his reflection has to look away.
#627 2.78 You can't talk to Jack because: he can't talk now. He'll explain later.
#648 2.77 There are three ways to make the things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. The Jack Bauer way is right, but with a lot violence.
#707 2.77 Jack Bauer can beat the gay out of Elton John
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