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Rating |
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| #82 |
2.88 |
When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. |
| #1392 |
2.88 |
Jack can't believe 60 Minutes doesn't occur in real time. |
| #650 |
2.87 |
Jack Bauer can go on a hunting trip with the Vice President and live. |
| #122 |
2.87 |
Jack bauer named his cat chuck Norris because it is a pussy |
| #504 |
2.87 |
You can't compare Jack Bauer to Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ only came back to life once. |
| #878 |
2.87 |
Jack Bauer once wrote a book. You might know it. It's called The Bible. |
| #1397 |
2.87 |
If Jack Bauer was out in a room with three terrorists and one bullet, he would kill the terrorists and walk out with one bullet. Jack Bauer doesn't need bullets. |
| #1400 |
2.86 |
What you don't know can't hurt you... unless you don't know Jack Bauer.
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| #194 |
2.86 |
Jack Bauer's cell phone never runs out of battery because the cell phone doesnt want to be mistaken for helping the terrorist. |
| #1013 |
2.85 |
once Jack had the hiccups. He then put a pistol in his mouth and fired. the hiccups have yet to return |
| #822 |
2.85 |
In the past five years Steven Segal has lost 20 pounds running from Jack Bauer. |
| #1409 |
2.85 |
One time someone put handcuffs on jack bauer, historians have labeled this event as the worst mistake EVER |
| #58 |
2.85 |
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. |
| #658 |
2.84 |
Jack Bauer once double-teamed a girl, by himself |
| #805 |
2.84 |
When Jack Bauer is peeing against the wind, the wind gets wet. |
| #673 |
2.84 |
There's a reason why getting your car stolen is referred to as being "Jacked." |
| #652 |
2.84 |
Once, Jack Bauer's car ran out of gas. After pistol whipping it for 10 minutes it began to run again. He has never had to fill up his tank since. |
| #3 |
2.84 |
Jack Bauer wears aviator sunglasses as a courtesy to the Sun so it doesn't have to look into his eyes. |
| #574 |
2.84 |
Jack Bauer does the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle on Saturdays. In pen. |
| #3396 |
2.83 |
The Chinese never touched Jack Bauer. He tortured himself for not killing them fast enough. |
| #680 |
2.83 |
When Jack Bauer opens a pack of Twix there are three. |
| #517 |
2.83 |
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it. |
| #1497 |
2.83 |
When Jack Bauer is bored, he goes next door and kick's his neighbor's ass. His neighbor is Chuck Norris. |
| #389 |
2.82 |
Jack Bauer doesn't follow protocol. Protocol follows Jack Bauer. |