Most Recent Jack Bauer Facts

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#3575 3.00 Whenever Jack Bauer plays "Clue" he ends up torturing the rest of the players for their information.
#3574 2.33 if jack bauer was in a room with hitler, stalin, nina meyers and 2 bullets he'd shoot hitler and stalin because he wouldn't want them too see what he had planned for nina.
#3573 4.00 if jack bauer was in a room with hitler, stalin, nina meyers and 2 bullets he'd shoot hitler and stalin acuse he wouldn't want them too see what he had planned for nina.
#3571 4.00 Jack's XBox 360 had the ring of death.Jack punched it and the rings went away.
#3570 2.50 Master Chief answers to Jack Bauer.
#3569 0.00 Jack Bauer can lick his own elbow. Or elbow-drop you trying.
#3568 3.50 Jack Bauer lives in The Boogeyman's closet.
#3567 0.00 Jack Bauer has said "Damn It!" more times than grains of sand have existed in total.
#3566 0.00 The reason Jesus hasn't come down to Earth for the second coming is because he's afraid to walk on the same planet as Jack Bauer.
#3565 0.00 Jack Bauer is so cool, he can wear a man-purse without looking gay.
#3564 2.20 Jack Bauer can go for an entire day without needing to go to the bathroom.
#3563 0.00 God is the Alpha and the Omega. Jack Bauer created the Alphabet.
#3562 0.00 The Big Bang is what happened when God tried to cheat Jack Bauer at poker.
#3559 4.00 The 24 video game starts out in God Mode. You enter a cheat to activate Jack Bauer mode.
#3557 0.00 The U.S. didn't drop atomic weapons on Japan. They sent Jack Bauer.
#3556 4.00 Jack Bauer could kill the cheerleader, and save the world...
#3554 4.00 When Jack Bauer buys one and gets one free, he gets the most expensive item free.
#3552 3.00 If you manage to sneak up on jack Bauer, you're already dead
#3550 0.00 Jack Bauer was once a lumberjack, he declined an axe opting instead to torture the trees until they willingly fell
#3549 2.00 Superman once challenged jack bauer to an arm wrestling match. Jack Bauer crushed his hand into dust
#3548 4.00 Jack Bauer wouldn't need the Death Star to blow up Alderaan.
#3546 3.00 Jack Bauer's horse always drinks when it gets to the water.
#3545 2.00 The boogie man checks under his bed for Jack Bauer.
#3540 2.50 Jack Bauer played the shark in Jaws.
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