Fact ID |
Rating |
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#3575 |
3.00 |
Whenever Jack Bauer plays "Clue" he ends up torturing the rest of the players for their information. |
#3574 |
2.33 |
if jack bauer was in a room with hitler, stalin, nina meyers and 2 bullets he'd shoot hitler and stalin because he wouldn't want them too see what he had planned for nina. |
#3573 |
4.00 |
if jack bauer was in a room with hitler, stalin, nina meyers and 2 bullets he'd shoot hitler and stalin acuse he wouldn't want them too see what he had planned for nina. |
#3571 |
4.00 |
Jack's XBox 360 had the ring of death.Jack punched it and the rings went away. |
#3570 |
2.50 |
Master Chief answers to Jack Bauer. |
#3569 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer can lick his own elbow. Or elbow-drop you trying. |
#3568 |
3.50 |
Jack Bauer lives in The Boogeyman's closet. |
#3567 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer has said "Damn It!" more times than grains of sand have existed in total. |
#3566 |
0.00 |
The reason Jesus hasn't come down to Earth for the second coming is because he's afraid to walk on the same planet as Jack Bauer. |
#3565 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer is so cool, he can wear a man-purse without looking gay. |
#3564 |
2.20 |
Jack Bauer can go for an entire day without needing to go to the bathroom. |
#3563 |
0.00 |
God is the Alpha and the Omega. Jack Bauer created the Alphabet. |
#3562 |
0.00 |
The Big Bang is what happened when God tried to cheat Jack Bauer at poker. |
#3559 |
4.00 |
The 24 video game starts out in God Mode. You enter a cheat to activate Jack Bauer mode. |
#3557 |
0.00 |
The U.S. didn't drop atomic weapons on Japan. They sent Jack Bauer. |
#3556 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer could kill the cheerleader, and save the world... |
#3554 |
4.00 |
When Jack Bauer buys one and gets one free, he gets the most expensive item free. |
#3552 |
3.00 |
If you manage to sneak up on jack Bauer, you're already dead |
#3550 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer was once a lumberjack, he declined an axe opting instead to torture the trees until they willingly fell |
#3549 |
2.00 |
Superman once challenged jack bauer to an arm wrestling match. Jack Bauer crushed his hand into dust |
#3548 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer wouldn't need the Death Star to blow up Alderaan. |
#3546 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer's horse always drinks when it gets to the water. |
#3545 |
2.00 |
The boogie man checks under his bed for Jack Bauer. |
#3540 |
2.50 |
Jack Bauer played the shark in Jaws. |