| Fact ID |
Rating |
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| #737 |
2.82 |
Jack Bauer doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Jack Bauer. |
| #627 |
2.81 |
You can't talk to Jack because: he can't talk now. He'll explain later. |
| #736 |
2.81 |
If Jack Bauer were gay his name would be Chuck Norris |
| #1231 |
2.80 |
Jack Bauer is the only man to use a Q without a U. |
| #57 |
2.80 |
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact. |
| #884 |
2.79 |
You can't disable GOD MODE in the PC game version of 24. |
| #666 |
2.79 |
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. Jack bauer doesn't drink milk. Milk is for pussies. |
| #707 |
2.79 |
Jack Bauer can beat the gay out of Elton John |
| #408 |
2.79 |
Jack Bauer doesn't smile very often. But when he does, you damn well better smile with him. |
| #61 |
2.79 |
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out. |
| #648 |
2.79 |
There are three ways to make the things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. The Jack Bauer way is right, but with a lot violence. |
| #679 |
2.78 |
My parents told my little brother and I that Jack Bauer was "just a television character". We are now orphans. |
| #395 |
2.78 |
When Jack Bauer looks in the mirror, his reflection has to look away. |
| #1421 |
2.77 |
During a particularly intense interrogation session, Jack Bauer actually killed a man with his bare eyes. |
| #391 |
2.77 |
If you ever tried to tell Jack Bauer to go to hell, the Devil would silence you before you finished the sentence. |
| #571 |
2.76 |
Jack Bauer doesn't have nightmares. Nightmares have Jack Bauers. |
| #588 |
2.75 |
Jack Bauer doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar. |
| #1425 |
2.75 |
There is no such thing as Evolution. There are the animals Jack Bauer doesn't kill. |
| #2945 |
2.75 |
Freddy Mercury didn't die from AIDs. Jack Bauer just heard "Too much love will kill you" and thought it was a threat |
| #599 |
2.75 |
when jack bauer cuts onions, the onions cry |
| #173 |
2.75 |
Jack Bauer doesn't wash his clothes. He tortures them until they're clean. |
| #636 |
2.75 |
Jack Bauer will kill you if you rate any of his facts below 5 stars. He also knows that only 4 stars are available to you |
| #118 |
2.74 |
People have begun to play a drinking game called "Bauer Hour", where you take a shot of Jack Daniels every time Jack kills someone. One person usually goes through 3 bottles an episode. |
| #526 |
2.73 |
Not only is Jack Bauer on a first name basis with Death, Jack has slept with his sister and covers for him when he goes on holiday. |