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| #3318 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer makes The Rock look like The Pebble. |
| #3316 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer is the Cloverfield Monster |
| #3315 |
0.00 |
The big bang was Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris high fiving |
| #3314 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer is what willis is talking about |
| #3313 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris walk into a bar... Causality ceases to exist and reality collapses as it cannot handle that much concentrated badass. |
| #3312 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer has visited each and every layer of hell. He still hasn't found the culprit of stealing his muffin, but that guy is in deep ****. |
| #3311 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer doesn't need bullets. He'll badass you to death. |
| #3310 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer saved money on his car insurance. |
| #3309 |
4.00 |
Jack Bauer can set a VCR clock to the right time... while simultaneously stabbing one terrorist, shooting another, defusing a nuclear bomb with his tounge, and having sex with two women. |
| #3308 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer is so strong he can put his right hand in his own left front pocket and hold himself out at arms length. |
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| #3307 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer doesn't fear the writers strike - if terrorists, CTU moles, hitmen, Mexican drug dealers, and nuclear weapons can't stop Jack Bauer, will a collective bargaining agreement? |
| #3306 |
3.00 |
The only reason Jack Bauer lets the situation last a whole day is because the government pays him by the hour. Even Jack needs something to retire on. |
| #3305 |
2.50 |
When Sentox VX nerve gas inhales Jack Bauer, it instantly suffocates. |
| #3303 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer once ate a steak. Live. |
| #3300 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauers day has 24 hours |
| #3297 |
3.50 |
jack bauer once shot himself ten times, just to prove that 50 cent is a bitch |
| #3296 |
0.00 |
Do you want to know why Pierce Brosnan stopped playing James Bond? He'd always wanted to play Jack Bauer. |
| #3295 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer killed Omar Epps for Juice. |
| #3293 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer once wrestled an alligator while talking to Chloe about Schematics |
| #3292 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer once shot himself 10 times, just to prove that 50 Cent is a bitch |
| #3291 |
0.00 |
Someone once tried to tell Jack Bauer a Knock Knock joke. Jack found out who was there, who they were working for, and where the Goddamn bomb was. |
| #3290 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer uses a syringe as a tooth pick. |
| #3288 |
4.00 |
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat she would move to the back |
| #3287 |
2.00 |
Every time Jack Bauer cries Clinton tells the truth. Too bad he never cries
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