Most Recent Jack Bauer Facts

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#3318 0.00 Jack Bauer makes The Rock look like The Pebble.
#3316 4.00 Jack Bauer is the Cloverfield Monster
#3315 0.00 The big bang was Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris high fiving
#3314 0.00 Jack Bauer is what willis is talking about
#3313 0.00 Jack Bauer, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris walk into a bar... Causality ceases to exist and reality collapses as it cannot handle that much concentrated badass.
#3312 0.00 Jack Bauer has visited each and every layer of hell. He still hasn't found the culprit of stealing his muffin, but that guy is in deep ****.
#3311 0.00 Jack Bauer doesn't need bullets. He'll badass you to death.
#3310 0.00 Jack Bauer saved money on his car insurance.
#3309 4.00 Jack Bauer can set a VCR clock to the right time... while simultaneously stabbing one terrorist, shooting another, defusing a nuclear bomb with his tounge, and having sex with two women.
#3308 0.00 Jack Bauer is so strong he can put his right hand in his own left front pocket and hold himself out at arms length.
#3307 3.00 Jack Bauer doesn't fear the writers strike - if terrorists, CTU moles, hitmen, Mexican drug dealers, and nuclear weapons can't stop Jack Bauer, will a collective bargaining agreement?
#3306 3.00 The only reason Jack Bauer lets the situation last a whole day is because the government pays him by the hour. Even Jack needs something to retire on.
#3305 2.50 When Sentox VX nerve gas inhales Jack Bauer, it instantly suffocates.
#3303 3.00 Jack Bauer once ate a steak. Live.
#3300 0.00 Jack Bauers day has 24 hours
#3297 3.50 jack bauer once shot himself ten times, just to prove that 50 cent is a bitch
#3296 0.00 Do you want to know why Pierce Brosnan stopped playing James Bond? He'd always wanted to play Jack Bauer.
#3295 3.00 Jack Bauer killed Omar Epps for Juice.
#3293 0.00 Jack Bauer once wrestled an alligator while talking to Chloe about Schematics
#3292 0.00 Jack Bauer once shot himself 10 times, just to prove that 50 Cent is a bitch
#3291 0.00 Someone once tried to tell Jack Bauer a Knock Knock joke. Jack found out who was there, who they were working for, and where the Goddamn bomb was.
#3290 3.00 Jack Bauer uses a syringe as a tooth pick.
#3288 4.00 If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat she would move to the back
#3287 2.00 Every time Jack Bauer cries Clinton tells the truth. Too bad he never cries
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