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| #541 |
3.11 |
After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload. |
| #513 |
3.11 |
As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg. |
| #3408 |
3.11 |
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life? |
| #917 |
3.11 |
Jack Bauer's vanity plate reads: IKIL4CTU
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| #945 |
3.09 |
Jack's friend Chase once said that he loved Kim Bauer. Jack then killed a bunch of terrorists to try and calm down. After running out of terrorists, Jack told Chase he had no other choice and chopped off his arm with a fire axe. |
| #70 |
3.08 |
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. |
| #689 |
3.08 |
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why... |
| #460 |
3.08 |
Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!" |
| #1274 |
3.07 |
Every person in authority who has ever decided Jack Bauer is wrong and a loose cannon who needs to be arrested is dead. Coincidence? I think not. |
| #544 |
3.03 |
Jack Bauer doesn't drink honey, he chews bees. |
| #300 |
3.03 |
Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed. |
| #81 |
3.03 |
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars. |
| #428 |
3.02 |
Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas. |
| #378 |
3.01 |
On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants. |
| #56 |
3.01 |
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. |
| #1414 |
3.01 |
Jack Bauer snapped a store clerk in half because he had said "Have a nice day!" Nobody tells Jack Bauer what to do. |
| #851 |
3.00 |
If Jack Bauer were gay, he would be Chuck Norris
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| #1914 |
3.00 |
A Priest, a Rabine and a Budist walk into a bar....and Jack Bauer is going to find out why! |
| #478 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding. |
| #3424 |
3.00 |
General gunfight rule: shoot first, ask questions later.
Bauer gunfight rule: shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more, and when everyone's dead, ask a couple o' questions. |
| #1424 |
2.99 |
Jack Bauer doesn't read a book. He tortures it until he has all the information he needs. |
| #569 |
2.99 |
Jack Bauer can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Jack what he can't fucking do. |
| #823 |
2.99 |
Jack Bauer doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Jack Bauer. |
| #52 |
2.98 |
Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists. |