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| #3351 |
1.50 |
Nina Myers went together with Jack Bauer to highschool prom. That's why she got jealous and murdered Teri Bauer. |
| #3349 |
1.00 |
Jack Bauer sucks noobs |
| #3348 |
3.50 |
Jack Bauer is man enough to cry. But also man enough to KILL YOU WITH HIS BARE HANDS. |
| #3345 |
0.00 |
According to the Mayans, the world will end on December 21, 2012. Is it coincidence that that will also be the day 24 gets cancelled? I think not... |
| #3344 |
2.00 |
When Jack Bauer goes to Vegas, the House never wins. |
| #3342 |
3.00 |
If you have a dream that Jack Bauer dies, don't wake up. He'll find you if you do. |
| #3341 |
3.40 |
Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape. |
| #3340 |
3.67 |
Vin Diesel can be rearranged to say "I end lives." Jack Bauer can be rearranged to say "Jack Bauer," which means the same thing. |
| #3339 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer was discharged from the Army because he was hogging all the kills. |
| #3338 |
2.00 |
Osama Bin Laden cannot be found because Jack Bauer is not allowed in Afghanistan. Otherwise, every adult male there would be dead within 24 hours. |
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| #3337 |
0.00 |
A terrorist walks into a bar. Another terrorist walks into a bar. Then another terrorist walks into a bar. Then Jack Bauer blew it up. |
| #3336 |
4.00 |
If you look in the dictionary, it'll define "idiot" as anyone who tried to cross Jack Bauer. |
| #3335 |
3.50 |
9/11 only happened because Jack Bauer was on vactation. He'll never go on vacation again. |
| #3334 |
0.00 |
At the end of every sentence when Jack Bauer says "Go!" another terrorist dies. |
| #3333 |
2.67 |
Jack Bauer does not love Raymond. Raymond's a terrorist. |
| #3332 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer shot the sherrif. He wouldn't let him torture a terrorist.
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| #3331 |
0.00 |
The first time Jack Bauer killed someone was in kindergarten, his best friend, for not remembering the Pledge of Allegiance. |
| #3330 |
3.00 |
Jack Bauer broke the world resurrection record in 3 hours. The last one to break it was Jesus. |
| #3328 |
3.33 |
Jack Bauer is the only person to die for his country, and live to tell about it. |
| #3327 |
3.00 |
For show and tell back in first grade, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist. |
| #3324 |
3.50 |
When Jack Bauer goes to France, he uses the Eiffel tower as a toothpick. |
| #3323 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer can calculate the value of Pi to nth decimal place faster than Nasa's Supercomputer |
| #3321 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer once got in a fight with Jack Bauer. They wiped out the universe in the process. |
| #3320 |
0.00 |
Jack Bauer don't pee.
His wee like jack bauer too much |