Most Recent Jack Bauer Facts

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#3351 1.50 Nina Myers went together with Jack Bauer to highschool prom. That's why she got jealous and murdered Teri Bauer.
#3349 1.00 Jack Bauer sucks noobs
#3348 3.50 Jack Bauer is man enough to cry. But also man enough to KILL YOU WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
#3345 0.00 According to the Mayans, the world will end on December 21, 2012. Is it coincidence that that will also be the day 24 gets cancelled? I think not...
#3344 2.00 When Jack Bauer goes to Vegas, the House never wins.
#3342 3.00 If you have a dream that Jack Bauer dies, don't wake up. He'll find you if you do.
#3341 3.40 Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape.
#3340 3.67 Vin Diesel can be rearranged to say "I end lives." Jack Bauer can be rearranged to say "Jack Bauer," which means the same thing.
#3339 3.00 Jack Bauer was discharged from the Army because he was hogging all the kills.
#3338 2.00 Osama Bin Laden cannot be found because Jack Bauer is not allowed in Afghanistan. Otherwise, every adult male there would be dead within 24 hours.
#3337 0.00 A terrorist walks into a bar. Another terrorist walks into a bar. Then another terrorist walks into a bar. Then Jack Bauer blew it up.
#3336 4.00 If you look in the dictionary, it'll define "idiot" as anyone who tried to cross Jack Bauer.
#3335 3.50 9/11 only happened because Jack Bauer was on vactation. He'll never go on vacation again.
#3334 0.00 At the end of every sentence when Jack Bauer says "Go!" another terrorist dies.
#3333 2.67 Jack Bauer does not love Raymond. Raymond's a terrorist.
#3332 0.00 Jack Bauer shot the sherrif. He wouldn't let him torture a terrorist.
#3331 0.00 The first time Jack Bauer killed someone was in kindergarten, his best friend, for not remembering the Pledge of Allegiance.
#3330 3.00 Jack Bauer broke the world resurrection record in 3 hours. The last one to break it was Jesus.
#3328 3.33 Jack Bauer is the only person to die for his country, and live to tell about it.
#3327 3.00 For show and tell back in first grade, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist.
#3324 3.50 When Jack Bauer goes to France, he uses the Eiffel tower as a toothpick.
#3323 0.00 Jack Bauer can calculate the value of Pi to nth decimal place faster than Nasa's Supercomputer
#3321 0.00 Jack Bauer once got in a fight with Jack Bauer. They wiped out the universe in the process.
#3320 0.00 Jack Bauer don't pee. His wee like jack bauer too much
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